Nebra

• it’s day ending in “y” and Doombots are attacking
• regular Angst O’Clock in Tony’s workshop 
  • Steve, looking at his watch like, “it’s angst o’clock, time to bring Tony a sandwich”
• Air Vent Clint
• “when did you people move into my tower”
• CAPSLOCK THOR 
  • “MY FAIR JANE”
• mildly incovenient Magic Curse by Loki precipitates team bonding
• Natasha silently judging everyone in russian
• Mario Kart
• Coulson is just there
• on thursdays Tony gets kidnapped
• a glimpse into Alternate Crapsack Reality precipitates team bonding
• Tony and Steve have Perfect Battlefield Synergy but both of them still think the other secretly hates him 
  • Surely Everyone Secretly Hates Tony
• Bruce doing yoga in the background
• Tony calls Pepper and/or Rhodey in throes of emotional crisis
• Natasha providing Relationship Counseling at pivotal points in the story
  • “идиоты”
• Movie Night
• Steve is either surprisingly well adjusted or existing in perpetual state of Awkward, there’s no middle ground
• Nick Fury, Avengers’ Disappointed Principal
• Bruce drinking herbal teas in the background
• Natasha has knives, Always, Everywhere
• Thor doesn’t get Earth Culture
• Fury’s “you morons need to get off your bullshit” speech precipitates team bonding
• workshop binge
• Tony functions on coffee and two hours of sleep
  • Sleep Deprivation causes Emotional Honesty
• Clint and Natasha, SHIELD ninjas
• Hulk likes Tony best

2022 update:
As people keep reminding me in the tags - I FORGOT ABOUT THOR AND POPTARTS. Shame on me!

This post is doing round on tumblr, which reminded me that I never cross-posted it here. Originally published on 24.06.2019.